Well, I'm back. Took December off from most of the blogging stuff that I do and last week, well, last week was New Years week and who can be bothered, right? So it's been a while.
Never fear though, because I'm all set and raring to go now, for another year
of embarrassing confessions, knee jerk rants about things I don't understand
and of course, everyone's favourite; horrifying glimpses into my depressing
Easing us back in gently; and by us, I mean me, because I always
struggle to start this shit again after I've had a break; by-product of
my chronic laziness, I suppose, for which I have an official Doctors
note, so you aren't allowed to tut tut at me; I thought a quick bit of waffle about what I got up to over the break would suffice.
What did you get up to over Christmas? Eat too much? Get drunk? Course
you did, no need to deny it, we're all friends here. I, of course, didn't
do those things, being both a contrary bastard who refuses to
participate in societally mandated 'fun' and afraid of alcohol, which
doesn't agree with me.
Instead, I hid myself away like the emotionally stunted hermit that I
am and attempted once again, as I do every year, to sleep through the
whole wretched affair. Didn't succeed mind you, because I never do, but
Why didn't I succeed? Family of course. No matter how much I protest,
they will insist on including me in their nonsense and this year was no
exception. So, I was picked up and ferried down to the scene of the
festivities, went to sleep until the food was cooked, ate the food,
made mindless small talk when I had to; which wasn't often, because I
went to sleep again once I'd finished eating; and then got home in time
for Doctor Who, which is the important thing. Obviously.
Oh, and this happened
Slept through it. The end.
There you go, a relatively painless
first post of the year I think; although feel free to tell me otherwise
in the comments if you want to, because if you don't tell me when you
think I'm shit, I'll never impr... hahahahaha... I'm joking, I'm never
gonna improve. You can still slag me off in the comments though, I
I'll be back next week. No idea what I'll be writing about, but I'll be back. Until then, Au Revoir, mon, er, reader people.