Patterns are weird, right? And by that I mean the patterns we invent in our heads, not real patterns, which are down to maths or physics or astrology or something.
As adults the things we convince ourselves of tend to be at least partially
believable and based on solid, if incomplete evidence. Any British person who
watches more than, say, 4 American TV dramas, and has taste, will probably come
to the conclusion that US drama is all awesome and great and 100x times better
than it's UK equivalent. Of course, this is only because they produce so damn
much of it, and only the cream of the crop gets imported over her. Well, unless
you count The Closer.
As children though, the connections we make can be less defensible. And less
sane. Take my theory about people called Chris all having immense swimming
Our primary school had a set up whereby once a week they'd bundle us onto a bus
and take us to the local Comprehensive School, in the next village, which had
the luxury of a swimming pool. There we'd take swimming lessons and earn, I
don't know, badges? Belts? Certificates? I can't remember, don't worry about
it, it's not important.
During these lessons I soon realised that the two best swimmers in our class
were both called Chris. Chris A; who was a bit arrogant and full of himself,
and known as 'the black kid' because it was the 80's and that's what black kids
were called back then; was incredibly fast, but tired easily and was only any
good over short distances. Chris K: Brancepeth Boy and possibly my best friend
in the world; couldn't pick up a head of steam if Jaws herself were bearing
down on him, but he could go on forever.
Seriously, that lad never got tired.
Here's the thing though. I was convinced, on the evidence I'd accumulated
through a few hours of watching 2 guys who happened to have the same name, that
ALL people called Chris must be good swimmers. Obviously. I wasn't 5 or 6 here people, I
was closing in on double figures. I was also, in certain respects, incredibly
dense. What can I say?
There's no real point to this story; no great revelation that will lead you to
an epiphany which will, in turn, change your life for the duration of your days
and lead you to better the world for all humanity. It was just a way to gently
reintroduce Chris K to this blog, because it's been a while since last I
mentioned him and in next weeks post he's going to have a near death experience.
Oh, and it allowed me to have a dig at The Closer. Always fun.